whiskey in a teacup

May 31

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

take car

go to mum’s

kill phil

grab liz

go to the winchester

have a nice cold pint

and wait for all this to blow over

(via becausecastiel)

extranuance:

Dolly Parton

womaninterrupted:

I need this gif.

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May 30

There's something about David Mitchell: David Mitchell's new book, Back Story, will be out on Oct 11th -

theresdavidmitchell:

“David Mitchell, who you may know for his inappropriate anger on every TV panel show except Never Mind the Buzzcocks, his look of permanent discomfort on C4 sex comedy Peep Show, his online commenter-baiting in The Observer or just for wearing a stick-on moustache in That Mitchell and Webb…

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May 29

And THEN he got a puppy!!!

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May 23

suicidewatch:

Summer reading (Taken with instagram)

COVET

May 21

wordbrooklyn:

File under: MUST HAVE IMMEDIATELY OMG. Can think of about twenty librarians, just off the top of our heads, who need this for their highschoolers.

covet

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, ‘I am falling to the floor crying,’ but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well and when you’re having sex with your next lover on this very floor they will also notice that you didn’t paint it very well and they will think less of you for it. And then you think, ‘Is that sentence too long?’ and then you have to hold the contradictions of sobbing uncontrollably and wondering about grammar in your head at the same time.” —

Richard Siken (via zaidikidogo)

Forever reblog.

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Holy shit.

Dear Mark, feel free to keep posting the contents of my brain all over the Internet.

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Eeeeeeeeeeee

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Support your local Carl!

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