January 2012
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Tonight I told Stephen Fry I wanted to live in his pocket. He said...
– and I didn’t throw up on him.. so that’s a win win!
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I think I need a Solarbabies, Prayer For The...
With that much skating, what could go wrong?
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my roommate HATES video games
givemesomethinganything:
i know because of how he plays them for 8 hours a day and shouts with constant anger at them. :(
A slice of home life.
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Hello Boys!
Do forgive me for hacking into your blog.
See you soon, boys!
xxxx
Finally a version of this I could see!
My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their...
– John Waters, Shock Value: A Tasteful Book About Bad Taste (via moonbrains)
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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...
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Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head,...
– Dylan Moran (via relatedworlds)
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20 New and Notable for 2012, mine among them →
Mandy Keifetz is simply stunning.
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December 2011
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meows.
Bruiser: (sad meows)
Me: Bruiser, don't be sad! It's Christmas! It's a happy day!
Bruiser: (sad meow)
Me: Oh, are you Jewish?
Bruiser: (leaves the room)
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The things that apparently happen when I'm not at home.